Ice Cream

If I ran an ice cream shop, I'd post the following rules on the wall:

• Pay before you are served; it's hard to hold ice cream and pay at the same time
• Never try to handle more than two cones at one time
• Don't try to walk and eat ice cream at the same time
• If you have a beard, spoon your ice cream from a cup
• Double decker's are twice as good, especially if you mix the flavors, but they are harder to manage
• Lick, don't bite. Biting will freeze your teeth
• Start licking on the sides to prevent dripping, then move to the top
• Once the top is eaten, force the rest of the ice cream into the cone
• Eat the ice cream impacted cone and try not to eat the paper that came with it
• Finally, order another ice cream, and repeat the process

Don't you love eating ice cream?