Saturday, November 5, 2011

Church Bloopers

Here are some bloopers that have ended up in church worship bulletins:
  •  "Immediately after the service there will be a parents meeting at both the north and the south sides of the Sanctuary. Children will be baptized at both ends."
  • "This being Easter, we will ask Helen Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
  •  "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church."
  • "After the first hymn turn to someone and say hell."
  • "Do you want to know what hell is like? Come hear our choir."
  • "Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help."


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