Church Bloopers

Here are some bloopers that have ended up in church worship bulletins:

•  "Immediately after the service there will be a parents meeting at both the north and the south sides of the Sanctuary. Children will be baptized at both ends."
• "This being Easter, we will ask Helen Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
•  "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church."
• "After the first hymn turn to someone and say hell."
• "Do you want to know what hell is like? Come hear our choir."
• "Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help."