Here are some of my recent ruminations:
Worry is the dark room where negatives grow.
Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous.
A narrow mind is often accompanied by a big mouth.
The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
Train your child in the way he should go, and it ain't a bad idea to go that way yourself.
Remarrying your former spouse is like breaking back into jail.
Whoever invented the term "blended family" should be shot; two families can merge but they don't blend.
You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.
What goes around comes around, usually with interest.
Life is what happens while we are making plans.