Shopping Course

Someone needs to give a driver's education course to folks who use store shopping carts. Some of the worst drivers I've ever seen are in grocery stores. Here are some driving rules I would like to see my grocery store consider:

• Stay in your lane; don't drive down the center of the aisle
• Don't pass except in the wide lanes in the front and back of the store
• Don't park in the aisles and abandon your cart
• Keep moving forward; don't try to back up while in an aisle
• Stay away from wheel chairs and carts driven by children
• Count your items before entering the express lane
• If you think of something else you needed while you are in the check-out lane, finish checking out, put your groceries in the car, and then reenter the store for the missing things; don't hold up the line
• If you cause the checker to do a price check, apologize to the people behind you and quietly commit suicide.