Here are some gems that will help you at work:
When you're asked to do something that you don't know how to do, nod
confidently, leave calmly, and go immediately to someone who knows how to do it.
The three most important parts of your job description are attitude,
attitude, and attitude.
New bosses mean new rules. Adjust to the new rules and play by them.
Be prepared for meetings, and show up on time.
Prioritize your work by the 80/20 rule: do the 20% that gives you 80% of the
When you are sick, stay home. But, if possible, don't get sick on Mondays or
Fridays. Supervisors will be suspicious.
Learn the important skill of asking the right question. If you can ask the
right question, you can help your group find the right answers.
Listen to people. It's the highest form of flattery.