Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Some Great Truths

Here are some great truths that we all learned as children:
  • When someone hits you, never hit back. The second person always gets caught.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Don't wear striped underwear under white shorts.
  • When Mom is mad with Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • Never try to hide food you don't want to eat in your milk.
  • Don't lie. But don't squeal on your sister or brother either.
  • If you ever tried to walk your cat home by its tail, you've learned something you just can't get out of books.

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