Some Great Truths

Here are some great truths that we all learned as children:

• When someone hits you, never hit back. The second person always gets caught.
• Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
• Don't wear striped underwear under white shorts.
• When Mom is mad with Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
• Never try to hide food you don't want to eat in your milk.
• Don't lie. But don't squeal on your sister or brother either.
• If you ever tried to walk your cat home by its tail, you've learned something you just can't get out of books.