Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Advantages of Growing Older

I told you yesterday that I was getting old. Now let me tell you the advantages of growing older:

  • Everyone you meet reminds you of someone you used to know.
  • Your knees buckle, your belt won't buckle, and you don't care.
  • No one is asking the questions you know the answers to, so you are able to stay quiet more.
  • You get to build your weekly schedule around your doctors' appointments.
  • There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • You never wear out your new purchases.
  • You consider health insurance one of your best investments.
  • Your dreams are all reruns.
  • You get to stay away from health food because you need all the preservatives you can get.
  • You realize that the things you once thought were important, aren't.

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