A man had always wanted to own a pleasure van loaded with all the extras. He finally saved enough money to make his dream a reality. With a sense of profound fulfillment, he drove it away from the dealership.
But within an hour, the wrecker brought the totaled van back to the dealership where the owner demanded his money back.
"What happened?" asked the salesman.
"I pulled it out of the dealership, went directly to the interstate, set it on cruise control, and went back to the kitchenette to make a cup of coffee."
Many marriages are wrecked because someone put it on cruise control.