A friend tells about a single woman who had a bizarre habit of praying nightly for a husband. Every night she took a pair of men's trousers and hung them over her bed. She held on to them with one hand, knelt in prayer, and offered this prayer:
"Father in heaven, hear my prayer, And grant it if you can; I've hung a pair of trousers here, Please fill them with a man."
I don't want to hear about any of you guys hanging a bikini over your bedpost and praying a prayer like that.