An elderly, slightly deaf couple showed up at a lawyer's office to file for divorce.
The lawyer said to the woman, "Do you have grounds?" "Of course," she replied. "We have a full acre in Spring, Texas."
To the husband the lawyer asked, "o you have a grudge?" The old man smiled. "Yes, we have a two car garage."
Again, to the woman the lawyer addressed a question: "Does your husband beat you up?" "Nope," she answered. "I get up a full hour before he does."
Exasperated, the lawyer asked the man, "Then what's the problem?"
"I don't know," he answered. "My wife says we have trouble communicating."