Three Word Phrases

I'd like to teach you four three-word phrases which will save you thousands of dollars in counseling and perhaps a divorce. Here they are:

I was wrong. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I love you.

Don't try to figure it out. Just trust me. Swallow your pride and say these words sincerely and often.

Come on, say them with me:

I was wrong. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I love you.

Say them again, until you have memorized them:

I was wrong. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I love you.