A woman said to her husband, "Do you know what today is? It is our thirtieth anniversary."
Her husband started to cry.
She asked him, "What's wrong?"
He answered, "Do you remember when your father caught us in a compromising position? He said if I didn't marry you he would have me thrown into prison for thirty years."
"Yes, I remember," said his wife.
Her husband wept a little more and then said, "Well, today I would be free."