Don't Squat With Your Spurs on

Here are more of my favorite quotes:

Richard Bash said, "Here is the test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."

Tug McGraw, the baseball pitcher, said, "Ninety percent of my money I intend to spend on wild women, booze, and good times; the other ten percent I will spend foolishly."

Ann Landers: "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

Damon Runyon wrote, "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet."

Jay Brotherton said, "True riches consist not in the extent of our possessions, but in the fewness of our wants."

Edgar Bergen said, "Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance."

And an old cowboy proverb: "Don't squat with your spurs on."