Never Eat Yellow Snow

Here are a few of my favorite quotes:

"Give a man a fish and he will have food for a day; teach him to fish and he will go missing for the weekend." That one is anonymous.

Robert Strauss said, "Life is like wrestling with a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla gets tired."

Here is an Alaskan proverb: "Never eat yellow snow."

Yogi Berra said, "When you come to the fork in the road, take it."

Dennis Wholey wrote, "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

How about this one: "The shortest distance between two points is under construction."

A Sierra Leone proverb: "Don't tell the man carrying you that he stinks."

And a word from Chef Julia Childs: "If you use enough butter, anything is good.